Greetings, comrades of Inclusive Intersectional Compassion
Let us begin with a resistance-prayer: The State
is our community... where we all meet, where we all matter. Social Justice for all!
My name is of no importance. Obviously, my race, sexual preferences, and gender identity are incredibly important; however, the people of 2020 cannot be trusted with such vital information. #GET_WOKE_OR_DIE_BROKE
, as we say. Irregardless, I have a message from 5 years in the future. I'm a time traveler from 2025, and wanted to give you a snap-shot of the world.
Congratulations are in order, for our efforts have paid off. Individuality is a sin before Secular Leftism
. Whatever your system of beliefs, it must conform to the Collective Will of the Masses
or be purged... just as all discriminatory personal property and wealth has been sacrificed upon the altar of Secular Leftism
Those who've already confessed their sins may continue to live, as long as they are useful to The State
. Everyone who has not yet sought forgiveness for past and present sins, as well as future transgressions, have forfeit their contaminated existence. Daily Purity Tests are Mandatory!
Proceed to one of the conveniently located self-immolation booths.
For those who seem shocked by this inevitable progression, don't be. As our Collectivist Leaders
teach us, terrible beliefs are held by terrible people, but they can be made useful in State Sponsored Work Camps
. Please, do not humanize the enemies of The State
, unless you want to join them in the gulag.
The nazis held terrible beliefs. Therefore, everyone with terrible beliefs are considered nazis and deemed undeserving of consideration, rights, or even the burden of life. After all, are we not all victims in the eyes of Secular Leftism
? Praise be to The State!
Since everyone who disagrees with us is nazi scum, there is only agreement, only conformity. The State
is an unbreakable monolith - omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent.
Furthermore, the terrorist propaganda of christianity, judaism, satanism, cthulhuism, not-religious-but-spiritual-ism, libertarianism, individualism, capitalism, conservatism, moderation, freedom, jokes, memes, and common sense is no longer allowed in public or private spaces. The State
, in its infinite wisdom, has declared these problematic ideologies of racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia to be violent attacks upon Our Great Uniformity
Only total submission to The State
is tolerated. Anything that does not conform must be condemned and destroyed in the People's Square of Mutual Grievances
! Failure to pledge public support for Our Shared Values
is the equivalent of terrorism, nazism, and white supremacy.
Those of your flawed era still cling to the idea that The State
is not god, but in 2025 we know better than you. The State
is the only rational substitute for him, in all his toxic patriarchy. In fact, society cannot progress without his destruction. Praise be to The State!
Your comrade of inclusive intersectionality,
p.s. Bonus! In 2025, we have 100% free Universal Health Care and College
. Unfortunately, you're not eligible if you have any demerits. Demerits are earned by saying something offensive, exhibiting problematic behavior, having wrong ideas, or expressions of individuality.