Yesterday was probably the last face-to-face roleplaying I'll get to have until sometime in 2017. Impending twins and all that. So, I wanted to go out with a bang. And we did.
The 4 hour game turned into a 2 hour game because of pizza, off-topic discussions, and character creation. Since there was only 2 players, we went all-out, despite the one-shot nature of this particular game. Below are a couple videos that capture the character creation experience that is Alpha Blue...
Steve's character, Azaxyr, was an alien pilot who needed an atmosphere suit to survive (non-oxygen breather). He was a dog-sized amphibian with a strange way of speaking, porcupine quills, hemophilia, and a Necrophilia sexual fetish. Oh yeah, he also had the power (more like a defect in the far future) of disabling any electronic device he came within a few inches of.
Patrick's character was a human pilot and bounty hunter named Gebek wielding a neon-frisbee. It's like a laser-frisbee, except neon doesn't cauterize the wounds, so you keep bleeding.
Since I don't have a chat-log that I can just look back at and retype here, I'm going to bullet-point the crap out of this actual play report.
- The space adventurers were traveling to Alpha Blue when intercepted by a Federation patrol ship who wanted them to submit to a random checkpoint search and seizure. "Fuck that," was the PC's response, naturally.
- It took awhile to destroy the Federation ship. Waterbeds were punctured on both sides of the conflict. We decided that once you take your waterbed off-world, the warranty is invalidated, and that artificial gravity is the leading cause of waterbed death.
- Once everyone was dead, the PCs went aboard and found a criminal in a similar survival suit to Azaxyr. This convict's name was Ettis, a human-sized being made of pure energy who considers the spilling of blood to be a sign of good fortune.
- The reason they were going to Alpha Blue in the first place was a new Ancient Egypt exhibit in the space station's museum - yeah, sex and drugs on Alpha Blue, but there's culture, too. Somewhere in this collection of Egyptology junk was a sarcophagus which contained hieroglyphs. When deciphered, the hieroglyphs gave coordinates to a stable wormhole (Patrick's idea).
- They got to Alpha Blue and Azaxyr disabled the space station's automated welcome wagon with a touch. This is where Azaxyr said, "I just want to watch the world burn... one small display screen at a time." The spacers continued on towards the Egyptian exhibit.
- That led them to the red hologram district where Gebek got knifed and the pair of them were propositioned by a hooker. No takers, as they had a mission to fulfill.
- The PCs entered a cross-section of the space station that was both red hologram district and party/entertainment. So, there was wall-to-wall sex, drugs, alcohol, and weirdness going on.
- They both smoked some pink crystals and enjoyed the benefits, as well as, succumbing to the dark side of alien narcotics.
- While Gebek was out of commission and propped up at a booth a la Weekend at Bernie's, watching a stripper with 5 boobs, Azaxyr took a job - kill 3 Federation officers walking around this section of Alpha Blue.
- Once Gebek woke up, there was a shoot-out. Azaxyr died in the laser fight. Ettis walked up behind the toughest Federation officer and blasted him in the back of the head.
- Luckily, Alpha Blue has one of the best medical care facilities in the galaxy. Although, Azaxyr didn't have space health insurance, so it cost him 1,400 credits to get a new pancreas, spleen, and right arm. I finally got to roll on the spare parts random table in the Alpha Blue book. Yay!
- Not only were pictures of the sarcophagus taken, but a space mummy was destroyed, and the entire sarcophagus was stolen by the PCs.
I wanted to play my CD of Heavy Metal (yeah, I still use CDs - when I can find them - I'm old) but lost it somewhere. Patrick used his phone to play the entire album. But the songs kept getting interrupted by Red Lobster ads. So, I told them that Space Lobster ads were coming over the "air waves" of the PC's starship... even though there isn't a Space Lobster within light years of here!
Anyways, it was a fun game. And the last for awhile. But I'll still run a few one-hour games via Roll20, so at least I've got that to look forward to.
BTW, Thilo reviewed Girls Gone Rogue on his Endzeitgeist website here.
Thanks for reading,
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