Here it is. After the twitter backlash, we all knew it was coming. Wizards apologies for Stuff of Legends. Read their letter below...
Dear fans, customers, and D&D community;
It has come to our attention that Stuff of Legends, our new D&D web series involving "muppets" has negatively impacted those sensitive to such things. While many in our toxic culture would call you social justice warriors, virtue signaling twerps, and complete idiots, we understand. We hear you. And we're there for you.
Obviously, large breasts, as well as the platemail which bouys them, is sexist and awful, probably racist, too, and no doubt the product of straight white male terrorism in our very midst.
Furthermore, even though the character's name is quite amusing, we now realize that humor is the enemy. Remember, while you're laughing, fascism is rising! Joking around is forbidden at the gaming table, unless of course, everyone has checked the box on the consent checklist. But even then, don't do it. No laughing!
Henceforth, we will be calling this Tiddy-gate. Heads will roll. Heads as giant and round as that muppet's tiddies. So it shall be!
Sincerely,
WotC Management
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