Cha'alt for the Holidays

 

SALE EXTENDED UNTIL JANUARY 11TH

Eldritch, gonzo, science-fantasy, post-apocalypse with a side of humor, sleaze, and pop-culture references!

It seems like every day I'm hearing about someone's Cha'alt campaign, how much they love an adventure, random table, or optional rule... one of the Cha'alt books, or the entire trilogy.

Before I forget, have you acquired your FREE gift of Cha'alt Criterion?

Cha'alt is the anti-WotC D&D.  The thing defies conventional everything!  

It's never going to be as popular as what you can find on the shelves of your local game store.  It's never going to have the appeal of authentic medieval whatever.  It's never going to satisfy the gamers who need a thousand pages of rules, nor gamers who prefer slick Scandinavian death-metal graphics and 5 sentences per page.

However, Cha'alt is perfect for mixing, matching, and blending with your favorite OSR thing!  How else are you going to achieve that perfect Carcosa Dark Sun Star Wars Dune ripoff you wish was on late-night skinemax vibe?

Here's the latest YouTube review to whet your appetite!

Cha'alt exists for an exclusive and discerning clientele who want something weird and fun and awesome!  Without further ado, let's get to the crazy insane holiday deals, shall we?

Between now and Xma'as (December 25th), I'm selling...

• The original Cha'alt hardcover for $30 + $5 shipping ($35 shipping outside the USA)
• Cha'alt: Fuchsia Malaise hardcover for $30 + $5 shipping ($35 shipping outside the USA)
• Cha'alt: Chartreuse Shadows hardcover for $60 + $5 shipping ($35 shipping outside the USA)
• The Cha'alt trilogy for $110 + $10 shipping ($60 shipping outside the USA)

How to send funds?  The easiest way is via PayPal (yeah, I know... but still).  My email is: Venger.Satanis@yahoo.com

I would also accept Stripe, check, or well-hidden cash.  Send me an email for those alternatives.  Order today!

Thanks,

VS

p.s. Every gorgeous Cha'alt hardcover is a limited edition, signed and numbered by yours truly (and you get the PDF for FREE).  The production values are second to none - no WotC book has ever come close to these quality tomes!

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The Petition

Those commenting below, the undersigned, agree to not purchase another Wizards of the Coast product until the legacy content disclaimer is removed entirely.

We believe its removal will remind everyone of the truth - that D&D is not, and has never been, prejudiced in regards to race, ethnicity, or gender.  Furthermore, America is not systemically racist, and does not need to apologize or make excuses for its existence. 

The values of self-reliance, self-determination, and personal responsibility are worth infinitely more than the feelings of social justice warriors, virtue signalers, woke-scolds, and those desperately clinging to their intersectional victim-hood. 

Awake!

Venger As'Nas Satanis
High Priest of Kort'thalis Publishing

The "Older Cousin" Model

Well, this blew my mind yesterday.  It's really long.  Basically, this Angry DM guy calls WotC out for creating products that do not teach tabletop RPG noobs how to play D&D like the old Mentzer Red Box.

It rang true to me, so I created a little something right here.  Just a morning of furious writing.  Now's your chance to rip it apart, suggest improvements, or comment on its potential usefulness.

Thanks for your feedback!


VS