I somehow accidentally stumbled upon this blog post from 2016 where someone was reviewing one of the worst RPGs ever made, Empire of Satanis, written by me... and the blogger included my curse upon RPG.net.
Specifically, the curse was directed at those trashing EoS. Which seems weird in retrospect because it deserved to be trashed. It's awful. But some of those trashers were pretty nasty about it, and most of them turned out to be radical-leftists. Even though I was using their negativity to fuel my power and magic, I could see that many of them were horrible, miserable people who deserved everything that was coming to them.
Did my curse nudge The Big Purple towards its incestuously Commie demise as thee place to discuss woke, SJW, critical race transgenderism? Yes, perhaps.
Without further ado, here's my curse...
Hail Satan! Lord of the Pit! King of Hell! Ruler of the Earth! Master of the Abyss! I open the unknowable doorways and touch the violet flame, drink the revitalizing blood and break the skulls of those who cross Him or His brothers. I call upon the most vicious demons of Hell to intervene. From this night forth, you will be plagued by self-doubt, weakness, failure, hopelessness, hunger, pain, loss, insecurity, and envy. Nothing can save you and no one will come to your aid. All who have befriended you will now desert you in your hour of need.
In the name of the Ancient Ones, I curse those who tear down Empire of Satanis! May Satan have no mercy whatsoever upon your miserable souls.
Hail Satan!
So it is done!
Venger As'Nas Satanis
Thanks for reading,
VS
p.s. I wrote that before I took up the name Venger Satanis. Also, get your hardcover Cha'alt books here. And now's the time to grab your weekend badge for VENGER CON III: Revenge of the OSR in Madison, WI this July.
