Friday, November 8, 2024

Vindication - Unburdened By What Has Been

 

Remember my last blog post about the OSR (and all traditional, conservative, based RPG hobbyists) supporting President Donald J. Trump?

Well, it happened.  Maybe you've seen my day-after video on the election?  So, what does this all mean for RPGs?  On the one tentacle, not much at all.  Politics might be downstream of culture, but we can each, as individuals and groups, do our own thing.  Play the games we want, the way we want, with the people we want.

On the other tentacle, is this the final nail in the DEI coffin of wokeness?  Yes, I think it is.  The Waspinator had an interesting video that I partially / mostly agreed with - especially the part about different cultural segments catching up at different speeds.  Video games, comic-books, movies, TV shows, late night commentary, RPGs, etc.  Not all of these subcultures will get deradicalized all at once. 

And make no mistake, the left desperately needs to deradicalize.  The rabid, TDS suffering lunatics foaming at the mouth at the thought of "race and gender traitors" supporting the orange man are not classical liberals, but fanatic progressive Commies in training.  Those in the Democrat party now coming out to say that the left needs to be even less tolerant, less moderate, and less calm are ready to throw themselves into the abyss just to "own" Trump and his supporters.  If those crazies want to shave their head, wear blue bracelets, and swear off men for a few years, go for it, ladies.  You do you.

It's definitely possible that RPGs will be one of the last to let go of its radicalism, but I hope we can see positive changes back to "factory settings" normal before too long.  Want to know the secret to winning elections?  Don't call a major voting block "terrorists" for over a decade.  Especially, when straight white males (mostly) want to be left the fuck alone.

Fixing the economy (or improving it, depending on your view) will absolutely help the industry.  That's the kind of "lifting up all boats" happy-talk we can all agree on.  I'm still not sold on how a million bucks going to this shiny new crowdfunding campaign and that stunning and brave product's press release getting a hundred-thousand upvotes on reddit actually helps the small-time, independent creator.  The little guy fighting the marketing war in promotional trenches with memes and mechanics and A.I. artwork - how does the latest fad-chase help him?

Most of us can also agree on "fuck WotC Nu-DnD."  What they've been doing over the last few years is moving Dungeons & Dragons farther and farther away from what the game has always been... a masculine, pulp, sword & sorcery escapist fantasy made by and for, predominately, straight white Christian men.  That's not to say that demographic - or any demographic - is necessarily better or worse than another, but there's a reason why certain people gravitate towards it, and why changing all the fundamental principles ultimately changes its audience.

The Democrats have a messaging problem.  What they're communicating to voters isn't translating into votes.  And D&D has that same problem.  In the end, reality wins.  You can pretend all day long that tabletop gaming should be about safety tools, bake-sales, coffee shops, gender fluidity, anti-colonialism, and fighting the patriarchy, but it's not.  

[Remember when I designed a glyph (basically, chaos magic sigil) to hijack Kamala's "imagine what can be, unburdened by what has been" Communist message?  I used that and warped it to will President Trump towards victory.]

When the left ditches its progressive activism and returns back to the center, we can - I hope - start having productive political discussions and - best of all - stop talking about real world politics in RPG spaces.  No one is more sick to death of injecting politics into the hobby than me, but if one side continues to relentlessly come after the other with deplatforming, demonetization, censorship, banning, boycotts, and hateful slurs like "nazi," "fascist," and "bigot," we have to fight back.

I've been exiled from more RPG discussion boards, subreddits, FB groups, etc. than I can even remember.  All because I've supported Trump and have moderate, mainstream conservatism views.  The radical-left needs a time-out.  This election proved that.  As we've seen, the youth came out in favor of MAGA.  I think that's an RPG audience in waiting that would love based content that folks like me, Alexander Macris, RPG Pundit, Red Room, Jim Raggi, and dozens more have been providing for years.  

Time to turn the page and get on with our own personal project 2025.  It's time for CHA'ALT's ascendency.  For the rest of November, all 3 Cha'alt PDFs of the trilogy are free on DriveThruRPG.  And I've also updated the fully-loaded, ultimate edition of Advanced Crimson Dragon Slayer to include everything that I've been using to run Cha'alt these last few years.  Print-on-demand softcover coming soon!

Ok, that's it.  For Democrats who feel defeated right now, I don't want to pile-on or mock you or disparage your principles, but America is telling you to moderate.  We welcome you back to reality where legal immigration is fine, but a wide-open border is fucking bananas, the environment can and should be conserved... without ditching fossil fuels, trillions of government spending literally caused inflation, men are men, women are women, forcing others to use your pronouns or else is ridiculous, we don't care what adults want to do with other consenting adults in private, but don't parade it around our kids or groom them in any way. 

Like the new map?  Yeah, it's awesome if I do say so myself.  Can't wait to use it next year!

Have a great week, I'll be celebrating my 50th birthday early by going on another cruise - this time it's last minute, as opposed to the one a couple months ago which Danielle planned for 2 years (the wife and I were going to New Mexico, but they're dealing with an insane blizzard and cold-snap that makes Wisconsin look unseasonably warm).

VS

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Saturday, October 19, 2024

OSR / Based Endorsement President Trump

 

You've probably heard about the leftist game designers who're putting their names on a website to support Kamala Harris this election.  Cucks and soy-boys and Commies oh my!

There's an unspoken Never Kamala vibe creeping into American politics like a male feminist surrounded by the unprotected drinks of his female coworkers.  You can feel the sinking feeling, nay the terror as Donald Trump surges in the polls.  If you want to show your support, comment below that you'll be voting for President Trump.

Let's show those libs that just because their name is on a website it doesn't mean Kamala Harris is popular or a good leader or honest about her progressive plans if she wins.  You just know she'd turn around and continue Biden's shitty policies - or become even more Socialist!

BTW, like the map?  I made it myself.  You can see all my tentacle-drawn maps in person this Spring at Gary Con and summer at VENGER CON (where you're free to borrow them in whatever game you're running).  Now, let's get to back to the topic at hand... or tentacle.

Start voting ASAP.  Don't wait until election day - let's start that red wave with early voting.  My wife and I are going to the polls on Tuesday.  49 states, hoss... LFG!!!

Have a great weekend,

VS

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Saturday, October 5, 2024

SHADOW-CHA'ALT

 

Volume one of SHADOW-CHA'ALT is now live (and the preview is actually working).  Here's the DriveThru link.

What is it?  An introductory adventure that lowers the temperature on gonzo, sleaze, and pop-culture references.  This is the perfect scenario for novice and veteran GMs to get their tentacles wet.

It's system-neutral OSR, based gaming at its best.  Use it with Advanced Crimson Dragon Slayer, ShadowDark, or any number of traditional old-school D&D rule-sets. 

This will hopefully turn into a series that explores and plays around with a number of OSR conventions, including ShadowDark and Cha'altSHADOW-CHA'ALT volume two will have revised mechanics for light sources and fumbling around in the dark.

Thanks for supporting independent creators!

VS

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Sunday, September 29, 2024

VENGER CON IV: Post-Modern Apocalypse

 

Badge sales for July 2025's VENGER CON IV are now available here.

The specific dates are Friday, July 18th - Sunday, July 20th.  There is a block of discounted rooms - right over here.  This is go big or go home time.  I can tell you this much, if this next VENGER CON doesn't have at least 50 attendees, there won't be another one.  So, this year is make or break.

If you support an old-school, OSR, and traditional RPG convention that's based as Hell and focused on actual gaming, then I urge you to attend if at all possible.  

The Guest of Honor is still to be determined.  Once it's confirmed, I'll get that info out ASAP.  As the info blurb states on the tabletop experiences landing page, you have until January to get me info on what you want to run, if anything.  I'll be running my main jam, the campaign style I was born to create and to run; it's taken me 40+ years to develop... CHA'ALT with all the fixins, Vengerized, and occasionally mixed with vintage off-beat RPGs like Dallas, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and Alpha Blue.

Old games, dead games, obscure games, and retro-stupid games.  Whatever your pleasure, there's a place for it at VENGER CON.  As last time, I'm sure there will be Lamentations of the Flame Princess, AD&D, B/X, ShadowDark, Dungeon Crawl Classics, Call of Cthulhu, etc.

Check out the custom artwork, get your badge, and game with the most passionate and hardcore gamers you'll ever meet!

Thanks,

VS

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Sunday, September 1, 2024

The Dark Gods Must Be Horny [session 20 of the CHA'ALT campaign]

 

10 months of gaming every other weekend, 20 sessions of Cha'alt.  This is the campaign finale.

As I mentioned last time, I'm pretty sure this was my longest campaign - especially if you count the 17 sessions from the year before.  Also, Cha'alt, just with different characters.  Mostly the same players and there were a few cross-campaign threads.

While it was a great time and solid session, I don't know if a finale can live up to all the high expectations one has for it.  Ideally, the last session should be the best... and that, by definition, can almost never be the case.  Every campaign finale has a thousand opportunities, and so even if you hit many of them, there will be things you miss.  However, a lot of loose ends were tied, and the conclusion was satisfying.

We almost had the core-four (one of our regulars unfortunately had a family medical issue he needed to take care of), but then our table also re-acquired 2 guest players, both of whom had participated in one previous session.

Connor, the tech guy from Carcosa, and ST1X the assassin droid with a heart of darkness, joined Drogon, Jua'an, and Gorra.  Everyone leveled and chose a special ability from Cha'alt Ascended before the session began.  2 PCs made it to level 10, another level 9, and the guest PCs were at level 7.

This adventuring party definitely counted as "high level," which provided another challenge for me, as that's what I have the least experience with.  But I anticipated the PCs curb-stomping everything in their path and tried to provide several non-combat encounters, along with some really powerful foes... who mostly got curb-stomped, but at least there was the potential for PC death, dismemberment, and petrification.

Oh yeah, since it was session 20, I reminded everyone that something special would happen if someone rolled a natural 20 on any die, so they should let me know.  That came up one time.  Read on, hoss.

It started with a dream... the PCs found themselves on the yellow brick road, on their way to the emerald citadel.  A storm was on the fuchsia horizon.  They came to a bus stop and found various clothing which psionically encouraged them to wear - a suit of metal, a cloak of golden fur (with pimp boa upon Jua'an's suggestion), hat made of straw, pair of ruby slippers, and a broom-stick.

Everyone picked something.  Conner wasn't there because he got ditched by the PCs back in Carcosa and I determined that soon after he fell through a portal and landed in Cha'alt.  So, he's been in the land of vintage lazer demon sleaze for about 4 or 5 months.  The PCs would be encountering him soon.

Upon reaching the emerald citadel, they opened the door to reveal the massive eye of Uma'at-Allah.  Then, Isaac (their mortal enemy) appeared from the shadows and pierced the Old One's eye with his sword, turning it milky white.  Leveling his sword at the PCs, the eye in Jua'an's sword of the conqueror started ringing.  They all woke-up with a start to the alarm clock on the nightstand.  

The PCs had experienced a shared dream, but didn't still have any of the items worn on the yellow brick road.  A messenger appeared with the information they'd asked for - a map of the area they needed to find - the orange temple of twin suns.  It was on the other side of the planet, requiring several weeks to travel on foot.  And they only had 3 days (now 2, after sleeping) to get there and stop Isaac before his ritual that would irradiate the planet's surface with rays that would kill everyone.

The documentary camera crew (I really should have utilized that more throughout the session, would have been a smart move to have the PCs do a confessional spot before fighting the big bad) suggested the PCs find transport at the Mos Eisley cantina - an exact copy of the legendary spacer bar from the original Star Wars movie (because that's the way it was programmed back when Cha'alt was merely a super-simulation video game).

So, they went to the cantina.  Meanwhile, Conner was there playing 17-dimensional chess with a bounty hunter who worked for Jabba the Hutt (could have used an Alpha Blue NPC from the old days - Grabba the Butt) named Nebulon with an insectoid surgical-armor face patch and his own henchmen (that's what you've gotta do when the PCs are that powerful - even the henchmen need henchmen).

The backstory of this game was Conner found a starship freighter on Cha'alt, salvaged it himself and got it working again.  The previous owner, Jabba, discovered it survived somehow and wanted it back, so they were going to play one game of 17-dimensional chess to determine if the ship would stay with Conner or go back with Nebulon to Jabba.

Just as I was explaining the rules (essentially, first person to roll a 17 wins), I told Conner's player to roll a d20 and he got a 17.  Lol.  That was a short game, but he won fair and square.  Just as Conner was walking away from the table, the PCs entered the cantina.  

The reunion turned into an argument about who left who when someone went behind a bush to pee, and why a segment of the Carcosa population may have been enslaved.  But the important thing was that everyone is here now, and the PCs needed transport to Qa'atar (I needed a regional name because the aquaduct is so ancient that no one even knows what that is, and would never call it that).

After negotiating a price, they were about to leave the cantina when they spied a pink-skinned woman with a tentacle for an arm.  Drogon could see her tattoos under that loose-fitting silk dress and talked to her, finding out what he already suspected, based on the eldritch-infernal glyphs intermingled with her slut glyph tramp-stamp she has been chosen by the Dark Gods.  The woman, Vira, also claimed to suffer from frequent sexual night-terrors (this will be an important detail later).

More negotiating occurred so the PCs could also enlist her services for the next week.  Vira asked ST1X to buy her a pina colada from the bar, but ST1X refused, instead offering her some pink fuzzy hallucinogenic drugs.

On their 6 1/2 hour journey, they saw a rare chartreuse sandworm stand erect, ululating - an omen!  The worm sang the song of Armageddon - inside every man are two wolves, one chocolate, the other peanut-butter, both love pizza with pineapple.  It sounded like if a whale was auto-erotically asphyxiating itself.   Everyone agreed they didn't know what that would actually sound like, but I won the heccaeity war, so didn't care.

As Drogon was half-asleep, he heard a voice whispering to him, "It is time, call upon Uma'at-Allah for guidance."  The sorcerer did, and a chartreuse door appeared.  Opening it, he saw the glyph of "moving on" or "discovering a new path," unburdened by what has been, then a flash of some image, an impression of a banana spreading itself open to reveal a mass of tentacles inside.  The same glyph appeared on the outside of the banana.  Then, they saw Isaac, joyously laughing.  He tells them their presence here has all been a mistake and then he turns into a snake-man from Cha'alt's antediluvian pre-history.  

The snake-man holds out his hand, showing 2 pills - one blue, the other red.  The blue pill will return them to Earth.  The red pill will allow them to remain in order to save Cha'alt from destruction.  Jua'an confounds the GM by swallowing both at once, which makes everyone laugh, including me.  Players...  

But eventually, they all take the red pill.  As they're about to swallow them, the red pill turns into a little puddle of glowing chartreuse syrup (zoth, the blood of the Old Ones) in the palm of their hand.  

Slurping it up, they each receive a non-consensual robot (A.I., vision-self, or whatever) orgasm.  I've wanted to include a few of those ever since that one guy got canceled for GMing such innocuous frivolity on his stream.  The PCs awoke to find Vira, the pink-skinned, tentacled escort jerking, sucking, and fucking the entire team.  So, we all went to the centerfold to throw the milky-cream dice over her and see which die was highest of those that hit their target.  It ranged from 5 to 12; those non-transferrable sleaze points can be used to augment any (of your own) roll.

Shortly after, the PCs arrived at a small settlement powered by a kala'axian crystal ensconced in a giant, Tyrian-purple stained banana peel.  The elders welcomed the adventurers, showed them a turquoise tablet containing a prophecy - grasp the banana by its flesh while concentrating upon the glyph in order to create a fresh start.

Then, then went down a spiral staircase (though, Jua'an went back up quick to steal the kala'axian crystal) into the aquaduct tunnels and caves that contained a mineral that made the walls, ceiling, and floor orange, and there was also about an inch and a half of water on the ground.

Soon, the PCs heard the snarling growl of creatures inside.  They wound up fighting 3 of those things - they killed the sound guy of the documentary crew and scratched one of the PCs before everyone wailed on them until they were dead.  No pockets; no treasure.  However, their lair did contain a dozen or so colorfully stained popsicle sticks (which they took).

Next, they encountered the viscera'az council attending a humanoid slave auction.  They feed on negative emotions while also deriving pleasure from the darker and more sexual feelings.  Long story short, they traded Vira for yet another ultimate weapon - this one turned individuals (and things) into a banana on a failed saving throw.  Also, once per year, it can reverse time by one hour.

Continuing on, the PCs found 22 humanoids preparing a ritual / celebration for Isaac and the New Gods' glorious return.  Not wanting Isaac to absorb all those folks and become uber-powerful, they wasted them with fireballs, banana-ing, and general mayhem.  All that was left was a banana shaped door.

I ordered a couple pizzas which my wife went and picked up, preparing us for the final act.

They waited and argued and dawdled enough for streams of chartreuse and fuchsia slime to ooze from under the banana door.  Finally, they readied themselves for the door to blow open as 2 lesser spawn of the New Gods exited.  ST1X had his axe prepared to strike.  It slammed into the chartreuse one's guts, Connor successfully transformed the fuchsia one into a banana, Gorra decided to combine 3 or 4 Cha'alt X-Cards together (putting the severed wizard's hand ultimate weapon onto his sandy groin and then somehow punching one of the lesser gods in the balls... I think) - it was wild, but now he had a stockpile of Divine Favor, and several rounds of combat almost saw Connor petrified, but eventually the PCs prevailed. 

Through the banana door, they found themselves adventuring inside a gargantuan banana.  My map was a big hit, and Jua'an's player noticed the glyph on the banana, just like in their vision.

Isaac was there with a banana-dragon, which I didn't realize was a thing.  As I tried to describe what it looked like, someone found it on their phone and I just said, "Yep, that's what it looks like."

Isaac was partially turned into a banana (but only because after Isaac made his save, Gorra used his once per day miracle - his newly chosen special ability - to force Isaac to lose his saving throw) as Drogon used the zoth scooped-up from earlier to infuse his sorcery, based on the special ability chosen at the session's start.  

He rolled both a lavender demon moon die of destiny and a gilded die of Satanis.  Rolling horribly, he borrowed a point of Divine Favor from Gorra and the next attempt was much better.  He flambe-d the banana-dragon with a fireball.  I had him roll on the magic weird effect table in Fuchsia Malase and he got the radioactive caster result.  I also had to come up with something embarrassing, awkward, or cringe (as per the gilded die).  Turns out that when you super-size a spell like that, it's the same as going for a swim in a cold pool of water - shrinkage.  And everyone could see his baby-dick due to the radiation making the sorcerer's clothes transparent.  

Meanwhile, Jua'an rolled his 2nd attack (that's the "feat" he chose) at Disadvantage - a 7 and 20.  Because of it being session #20, I ruled that the 20 would count, despite the Disadvantage.  He did over 100 points of damage.  Between all that and Gorra temporarily donating his severed hand to ST1X, the assassin droid grabbed Isaac by the throat and squeezed until his head popped off and black blood flowed out.

They all checked the dead avatar's pockets to find all manner of weird stuff.  Cha'alt was saved, and now the PCs could retire, go run their brothel, or fuck-off to Alpha Blue where the rest of their stuff is currently being stored.

When prepping for a gonzo game, it's important for the GM to come up with goals for his session.  That's something I'll be talking about in my upcoming book PRIMORDIAL CHAOS: Gonzo Like A Fucking Boss.

Some funny things from this session...

  • "It's like a lending library of tentacled whores."
  • "We're all gelatinous down here."
  • "Running out of room to write stuff down."  - That's an indicator of needing to wrap-up the campaign... or at least grab a fresh character sheet.
  • "Make him sign a last chance agreement."
  • "Even the breast-men are ass-men."
  • "That attack obviously required its own bass solo... as all great attacks do."  A bass solo was playing in the background as Jua'an struck with the sword of the conqueror.
  • "The Dark Gods are horny."

So, that's it.  My plan is, going forward, to run a one-shot of something completely different later in September, another investigative (cosmic) horror one-shot in October, and just keep doing one-shots for different systems once-a-month until I get tired of that, and then who knows...?

Thanks for reading and staying with us these last 10 months (or 2 years, if you count both Cha'alt campaigns).  If you can, please back the Kickstarter and share it everywhere on social media.  ;)

VS

p.s. If you haven't heard the good news - I decided NOT to quit the business side of gaming!  Yes, I'm keeping the gates of Kort'thalis Publishing open.  This is the mailing list landing page.  I'd appreciate it if you joined so I can keep in constant (well, maybe once a month) contact with you.  Thanks!

Friday, August 30, 2024

Do You Believe In Unlikelihoods?

 

I just gave my wife the bad news... I'm not gonna quit.

After the massive outpouring of support and enthusiasm and encouragement I've received over the last few days, I realized I couldn't just turn my back on everything I've built so far.  Even taking a few years off (which is what I hoped to do) feels like I'd be abandoning folks... and, dare I say, my divine calling.

I also realized that my old way of thinking about the business and my previous expectations had to die for me to move forward.  I'm going to adapt.  For starters, I'm going to do something that many, many of my friends and backers have been urging me to do for years.

I'm going to start turning my last several PDFs into print-on-demand softcovers.  For the longest time, I saw pod as a step backwards and didn't want to face facts that current economic realities should be met straight-on.  No bullshit.  

Turns out that envy wasn't by biggest sin, but pride.

Basically, I really wanted to keep doing hardcovers, but couldn't because of all the boxes in our basement.  Instead of just doing what I should have done after Chartreuse Shadows, go the print-on-demand route, I convinced myself that I could dig my way out of this hole by releasing only PDFs and selling hardcovers here and there on the side.  

Well, that didn't work.  So, to Hell with my expectations.  Venger Satanis is not too good for pod.  I'm going to follow the sound advice of the majority and release Primordial Chaos: Gonzo Like A Fucking Boss as a pod softcover (in addition to PDF).  

Along with that, I'm also going to be print-on-demanding...

  • Advanced Crimson Dragon Slayer + Cha'alt Ascended (and whatever supplemental material feels appropriate, probably Cha'alt X-Cards and Gilded Die of Satanis).
  • Advanced Game Mastering Like A Fucking Boss
  • The Cha'alt Experience: Designing Worlds Like A Fucking Boss

All 4 of these softcovers (fulfilled by Amazon, most likely) will be available as add-ons during the remaining 5 days of the Kickstarter.

I feel like I should apologize for being so stubborn and arrogant (if you don't know what I'm talking about, see my last blog post here)... so, yeah, I am sorry.  I should have put my ego aside in order to do what was best for Kort'thalis Publishing.  However, it probably took all this agonizing and drama to realize what needed to be done.

My wife is still crying somewhere in a fortress made of unsold boxes of Cha'alt books.  Oh well, I'll make it up to Danielle in 10 years by escorting her to the crimson-carpet premier of Cha'alt: The Movie Like A Fucking Boss.  

Another thing I feel like I have to do is create an email list, so I don't have to rely on DriveThru customer emails, Kickstarter, or social media to get the word out about a particular project.  I've subscribed to a free one-month trial of Constant Contact just to see if this thing even works.  Here's the landing page - if you wouldn't mind, please subscribe!

One last thing.  While it may have seemed premature to end Inappropriate Characters, staying the course will require as much time and energy as I can spare - without shortchanging my family.  So, appearing on videos and livestreams will have to wait at least 6 months to a year.  

Thanks for reading and to everyone who reached out (both privately and on social media) since my prior announcement.  It was your passion and exuberance and love that made me reconsider shutting Kort'thalis Publishing down, and that continues to make all things possible.  :)

Game on,

VS

p.s.  Kickstarter is almost funded, and with these new additions, I'm sure Primordial Chaos will be assured. 

Friday, August 23, 2024

End of an Aeon

 

I started this wild journey of self-publishing back in 2012 when I, like so many others, discovered there was something lost between the 3rd and 4th editions of D&D.  

Gazing into our gaming past, we looked back at the wonders of old-school D&D (and other RPGs).  And what we found is that the old ways were almost always better.  

As with anything, returning to accomplishments of our collective past revealed opportunities for improvement, new ways of understanding old concepts, fixing problems we didn't even know were problems back then.  That's what the Old School Renaissance means to me, and I owe my getting back into the hobby to all the folks who've been creating in that space, under that banner.

All this is to say that I'm shutting down Kort'thalis Publishing.  I'll still be in the hobby, just not the industry, and I don't even know what to say about the "community."

Business was good in the beginning, but these last couple years got hard for Kort'thalis Publishing to survive as a hobby-business.  Just to give you an example:  Before covid, I was making $700, $800, sometimes over a $1,000 a month in DriveThru sales.  I just received this month's check for $217.  And it's been like that for awhile.  My last Kickstarter failed to fund, and so I tried again (based on an X poll - the winning suggestion, a guide to gonzo for gamers).  It will probably make it, but just barely.

Here's the link to that - PRIMORDIAL CHAOS: Gonzo Like A Fucking Boss!

Even 3 years ago, I was confident enough to look my wife in the eyes and tell her that big things were going to happen.  All the time and energy I poured into writing, designing, self-publishing, and promotion were going to pay off big time.  

Well, that never materialized and I haven't told her anything of the sort in awhile... because I don't believe it myself.  Pretty much everything is going in the wrong direction, or simply not far enough in the right direction.  Except for the amazing time I'm having behind the screen, gaming with friends, GMing Cha'alt with Advanced Crimson Dragon Slayer and all the little add-ons, experimental mechanics, and optional rules that evolved organically out of actual play.

So, what does all this mean?  Assuming the Primordial Chaos book funds, I'm going to finish that (because it's already started and I want to get my discoveries out into the RPG world because life is short and you never know what will happen), and then stop putting out new material.  No more crowdfunding or releases of any kind.  But if someone wants to buy a Cha'alt hardcover, just ask.  I still have a basement full of them.  ;)

I will continue to organize and host VENGER CON in Madison, WI.  The official dates for 2025 are Friday, July 18th - Sunday, July 20th.  I'm waiting on the promotional artwork to come in the first week of September before launching the convention page.

And I'll still blog and make the occasional video.  I'll remain on social media, too, but to a lesser degree.  So, I guess this is semi-retirement.  If, after enough time passes, it makes sense for me to return in 3, 4, or 7 years... (hopefully, not more than a decade), I'd be happy to, but now is not the time for me to keep doing what I've been doing.  

If I don't stop now, my supporters will soon see me sucking dick for one-page layout money in the back alley of some rainbow-infested game store.  I'd rather go out in the afterglow of accomplishments like Crimson Escalation, Cha'alt X-Cards, Alpha Blue (and her many supplements), The Gilded Die of Satanis, Under Fuchsia Ska'ai digital-comic, all the Like A Fucking Boss books, and the Cha'alt trilogy itself.  Going further back, I'm still immensely proud of Liberation of the Demon Slayer, The Islands of Purple-Haunted Putrescence, Revelry In Torth, the Trilogy / Trinity of Awesome collections, The Outer Presence, etc.  Check 'em all out!!!

Sure, I could point a tentacle at our shitty economy, "the OSR is dying!" folks, politics / culture war stuff (which may or may not have led to online retailers and crowdfunding sites censoring and stealth-banning via the almighty algorithm), the current necessity of slick marketing campaigns anointed by establishment approved YouTubers - the ShadowDarking of our hobby, various forces and personalities and groups overinflating RPG popularity to the point where everything is geared towards Lowest Common Denominator tourists and infused with Socialism and soy, WotC skull-fisting the b'jeezus out of D&D like Disney has done with Star Wars, or my own stubborn / arrogant notion that I make what I want the way I want and that's just how it is.  

In the end, I don't care what the primary, secondary, or tertiary causes were.  The rise and fall of Venger Satanis was probably inevitable, nay essential. Circle of life.  Nature is healing.  The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I have burned so very, very brightly.  Based and zoth-pilled.  

It was a lot of fun in the beginning, but now the financial struggles have made it not much fun at all.  So, I quit.  Well, giving my 6-month notice, assuming the Primordial Chaos kickstarter funds.  One last project for the road - praise the Great Old Ones.  Ia!  Ia!  Cthulhu fhta'agn!

Before I forget, this Sunday's Inappropriate Characters is our final show - send us off with a bang!  I've added some new backer rewards to the Primordial Chaos campaign (capped-off with a new Cha'alt adventure, BTW) - pledge if you can.  And thanks for all your support over the years, hoss!  I greatly appreciate it.

By His loathsome tentacles,

Venger As'Nas Satanis
High Priest Like A Fucking Boss


p.s.  Before realizing I was done with being a content creator, I created this symbol [the one pictured above] partly as a joke, but also a deadly serious magical tool... a sigil, as chaos magicians might call it, which translates as "Unburdened by what has been."  And now, it has become another puzzle piece of the prophecy.  Onwards and upwards, my friends.  I wish to go beyond... Shemha'amfora'ash!

Tuesday, August 20, 2024

Ferocious Love - Cha'alt campaign (session 19)

 

I can feel it, coming at the end of night... the 2nd Cha'alt campaign is almost over.  

This was the penultimate session, and it positioned the adventures right where they needed to be.  Nine glorious months of gaming that will conclude in just under 2 weeks.  I'm hoping as many players can play as possible since this past session there was just the essential-3 (as opposed to the doomed-2, core-4, 5-guys, or happy ending-6... it's a working title).

Jua'an, Drogon, and Nix found themselves back on Cha'alt.  They could see the Old One, Uma'at-Allah, floating above Qada'ath.  However, his familiar eldritch-green eye had become a milky white... as if the ancient dark god was hibernating or had succumb to a malady or spiritual imprisonment - a'anxt.  

Just over the next dune, they heard a couple of stoners walk towards them talking about freedom rock, man.  Apparently, at the city center, authorities of Qada'ath are giving out these drug-geodes.  Crack them open to seen blue-glass like crystals on one side and fuchsia malaise colored crystals on the other.  Put the two halves back together and shake to get a shimmering violet mush that provides euphoria and also extreme lethargy.

The PCs took a sample of this new wonder drug in a vial, put the stoners who seemed subservient to their sworn enemy Isa'ac out of their misery (then proceeded to try out multiple decapitations in a single throw with Nix' new super-glaive or zlaive), and head towards the city.

As they stood at the top of a dune, they noticed a long line of people wanting to immigrate into Qada'ath, going back as far as the eye could see.  It took about an hour for the PCs to walk to the city gate.  4 sandblade guards asking humanoids entering the city to relinquish any and all personal property, as well as, pledge their undying loyalty to Isa'ac, representative of the New Gods and bringer of light and joy!

Alongside the immigration entrance was a whored of prostitutes (Lol, that's a real thing, by the way.  I just looked it up).  Wanting to get their bonus on and do what red and green-blooded adventurers should be doing, the PCs arranged to have sex with them.

This time, all 3 of them rolled the milky-white dice upon the centerfold of some blonde woman from a 1998 (probably, I didn't verify) issue of Hawk magazine.  Two of the PCs got 6 and the other got 4 sleaze points.  Non-transferable, but you can use them to boost any die that you rolled.

The PCs noticed that all the whores had a strange symbol interwoven into their slut-glyphs, a sort of negative or anti-glyph, indicating the New Gods.  Since the PCs didn't have any nu-talons, they traded sex for glyphs, but then Jua'an wanted another glyph that helped him attract sluts.  One prostitute just wanted a neck tattoo of a purple scorpion fucking an amazonian goat that implanted the "ferocious love" concept into her slut-glyph.

Oh yeah, Nix bequeathed his +3 ring of power and purple wormskin gloves to Drogon because "he needs it more than me."  Also, they got notification that everything the PCs acquired on Alpha Blue was waiting for them on the space station of lust in storage locker A23-11.  While Gorra had an ultimate weapon, but couldn't use nor bequeath it because he wasn't there (I suppose we'll just say that there was a dimensional time delay whilst coming through the gate), Nix did have his own ultimate weapon... which led me to declare that this was the campaign of too many ultimate weapons, as I'm sure a third (make that fourth) will crop-up next session.

Now that it was confirmed that the zlaive could decapitate multiple enemies at once, Nix took it out for a spin.  At least 3 of them were de-headed as another (probably) took a blaster to the chest.  They wanted to loot the bodies before entering the city.  I had to use the restroom and told the players I wanted them to come up with "something interesting" found on one of the murdered guards.  Upon my return, they assured me that a worn-out, bleached flesh-light was on a guard's person... probably in his fanny-pack (I'm guessing).  "Is this an item you wish to take with you?"  They all agreed it was not.

The PCs sauntered in, hungry, and found a place that sold sushi and gelato.  They also visited a fortune teller (with a third nipple) next door who told them a few things... that a new lover would enter their lives.  It was weird because all the PCs got the exact same fortune when they rolled the d12.  She also said that the final battle will take place soon and in a place of water... and she saw the color orange... tangerine gnosis.

Their curiosity and hunger defeated, the PCs went to the temple of the New Gods, built upon shards of that tower of black glass they explored many sessions ago.  They saw many worshipers and a half-dozen of them were selected for a private audience.  The PCs followed them to an inner chamber where Isa'ac was about to absorb them all as fuel.  However, the adventurers stopped the process, which meant Isa'ac would be at his weakest.  

Battle commenced.  The PCs took minimal damage as they themselves did heaping handfuls of dice worth of damage.  Isa'ac monologued a bit, telling them how humanoid life on Cha'alt was pathetic and failed the New Gods, which is why they'd all soon be dead in 3 days.  Nix made good headway with his zlaive, and apparently Jua'an's sword of conquering was also a kind of ultimate weapon, as he also did beau coop damage.  It wasn't long before Isa'ac collapsed into a pillar of salt.  

His safe was there, but it required a talented thief, a crystal-rimmed jaccard, and the carnal essence of a tentalced whore.  They had 1 of the 3, and made way for a nearby brothel named Uzku, which means desert stream of many fishes (it was a brothel and fish fry joint).  They only had one tentacled prostitute, and she was very, very busy according to a pimp named Drexel.  I still love Gary Oldman's portrayal in True Romance.  I could honestly watch an entire movie following Drexel around just doing pimp type shit.

The pimp was cagey, eventually tricking the party into catching a purple 4-ball from the dilapidated pool table in the living room.  That ball sent the PCs - all of them (oh yeah, Jua'an stayed behind with the safe to make sure nothing happened to it, since it contained their only lead) into the purple labyrinth.  They appeared in an octagonal purple room where a beholder faced them down, rejoicing in the knowledge that after defeating the PCs, he would take their weapons and form his own k-pop boy band.

It was a hairy battle, Nix was nearly killed, brought down to -5 HP (since he was 9th level,  he would have died at -10).  Slinging him over another PC's shoulder, they found their way to a portal that led back to Uzku.  By then, Nix had recovered enough vitality to take revenge on Drexel.  The pimp went down easy after the demon-clown critted.  Then, the trio searched the brothel for a tentacled whore - and found her with some dude.  They gave him 4 seconds to finish with her (which he did), and they took her to the temple.

Before I forget, they searched Drexel's body and he had a leopard skinned crystal-rimmed jaccard!  What luck!!!

Upon lubricating the jaccard with tentacle whore juice, Nix was able to pop the safe open.  Sure enough, inside were plans and prophecies detailing a ritual that must be performed in a temple below the old aquaduct far to the south that was operational before the apocalypse.  

In 3 days, there would be a triple-lunar eclipse as Cha'alt gets bombarded with a thousand mega-lux of zeta rays, killing every humanoid (and probably most living things) on the planet's surface.  This would allow the New Gods to remake "man."  Not in their own image as the Old Ones had done, but as a primitive, servile race.

Before looting the temple, the PCs searched around.  They discovered a small recording studio where Nix delivered a message to the people of Qada'ath, telling them that Isa'ac was dead and they were all free, and that the New Gods were false and everyone should stick with the Great Old Ones.

Additionally, Nix sent a telepathic communication to Uma'at-Allah, that they will keep fighting against the New Gods and plan to win, but the Old Ones have to do their part, as well, and awaken in this, their hour of need.

Uma'at-Allah responded in the affirmative, and the PCs set out for this southern aquaduct temple.  But not before the recording studio tech had an idea... "What if we followed you guys around, recording your adventurous deeds for posterity?"

The PCs liked that that, and allowed the tech and his assistant(s) to accompany them - I'm pretty sure they're also bringing the tentacled whore. 

We did laugh a bunch, but there weren't enough lines to do a whole thing on it.  One of my favorite moments is when Jua'an said, "Oh, we should do __________, like the narrator said."  That's the kind of 4th wall break which keeps the gonzo flowing like zoth.

Speaking of gonzo, only 2 weeks left to fund Primordial Chaos: Gonzo Like A Fucking Boss.  Help me bring it into reality, won't you?  Here's the link - please, share it on social media!

Saturday, August 31st is the last session of the 2nd Cha'alt campaign.  After that, we'll take a break and maybe do a one-shot of something.  Plus, I want to run another investigative (cosmic) horror game in October.  And after that... who knows?

Thanks,

VS

p.s. Happy Birthday to my personal hero H.P. Lovecraft.


Sunday, August 18, 2024

The Gonzo Book You Never Knew You Needed

 

Before I go into the "state of the union" regarding my affairs, here is my Kickstarter for PRIMORDIAL CHAOS: Gonzo Like A Fucking Boss.  It's going to be a wild ride, so come join! 

Taking over the family business after my Dad passed away about this time last year, and everything associated with that, such as spending more time with Mom, has taken a chunk out of my free time.  

However, I've still been able to maintain a baseline of RPG productivity... even though the promotion aspect of my job - hyping up Kort'thalis Publishing and current projects - has declined.  And the pendulum-swing of politics and culture war pushback against the woke, DEI, Socialist-left surprisingly (well, surprising to me) did not reach deep down into the tabletop RPG industry like I thought it would.  

Our hobby, is still very much "progressive" and invoking my name on social media will likely get your posts locked, downvoted, or reported to the rainbow jackbooted authorities.  Nevertheless, I remain hopeful.  Those who've benefited from western civilization should one day realize the path their on, while also remembering that Communism doesn't really help anyone, except the Great Leader and his (or her) inner-circle of bureaucrats, along with their useful-idiot administrative thugs and propaganda personalities in the media.  

This Ben Shapiro video was particularly insightful of what's in store for American politics and the stakes for our entire world.

So, what does this have to do with gonzo?  After 5 years of developing and 2 years of running a super-gonzo campaign in the world of Cha'alt, I've discovered RPG secrets the vast majority of gamers - even those who do love and run gonzo sessions - don't even know exist.  And those tips, tricks, and techniques I've found are not just applicable to those pursuing high-weirdness, but every GM hoping to run an extraordinary game.

A guide to gonzo even won my Twitter / X poll.  Yeah, it's still niche as all Hell, but this is something people want, that people can use.  Unfortunately, for reasons named and unknown, I'm just not pulling the numbers.  My reach has diminished, my influence waning, sales down, convention barely breaking even - even though I feel like my creative powers and technical achievements are at their height, I'm struggling to cross the $5k Kickstarter finish line.  WTF, hoss?!?  

But even if I make zero or, let's face it, much less than zero doing this RPG thing, I'm still going to keep doing it, under the radar - even if I have to use A.I. art or my own colorful scribbles.  Recognition would be nice, but maybe that'll come later, like H.P. Lovecraft.  Things are cyclical, and I'm hoping this is the low-point from which I come back.  You never know...

Regardless, I hope you'll back this Kickstarter because it's got a lot of awesome things going for it - gonzo, hyper-immersion, random tables, kickass artwork from real artists, a Cha'alt adventure, and if things go well, more of the Lavender Moons digital-comic.  

Thanks for your continued support.  Will try to get the session report for yesterday's game done tomorrow... but realistically not until Tuesday.  Busy, busy, busy...

VS

p.s.  I don't even know why I'm bothering to type this post-script, as I haven't sold a hardcover Cha'alt book (other than last month's VENGER CON) in months... oh yeah, that's actually a reward on the KS campaign.  Sweet!