Wednesday, February 19, 2020

One Day, They'll Come For You, As Well


Greetings, comrades of Inclusive Intersectional Compassion.

Let us begin with a resistance-prayer: The State is our community... where we all meet, where we all matter.  Social Justice for all!

My name is of no importance.  Obviously, my race, sexual preferences, and gender identity are incredibly important; however, the people of 2020 cannot be trusted with such vital information.  #GET_WOKE_OR_DIE_BROKE, as we say.  Irregardless, I have a message from 5 years in the future.  I'm a time traveler from 2025, and wanted to give you a snap-shot of the world.

Congratulations are in order, for our efforts have paid off.  Individuality is a sin before Secular Leftism.  Whatever your system of beliefs, it must conform to the Collective Will of the Masses or be purged... just as all discriminatory personal property and wealth has been sacrificed upon the altar of Secular Leftism.

Those who've already confessed their sins may continue to live, as long as they are useful to The State.  Everyone who has not yet sought forgiveness for past and present sins, as well as future transgressions, have forfeit their contaminated existence.  Daily Purity Tests are Mandatory!  Proceed to one of the conveniently located self-immolation booths.

For those who seem shocked by this inevitable progression, don't be.  As our Collectivist Leaders teach us, terrible beliefs are held by terrible people, but they can be made useful in State Sponsored Work Camps.  Please, do not humanize the enemies of The State, unless you want to join them in the gulag.

The nazis held terrible beliefs.  Therefore, everyone with terrible beliefs are considered nazis and deemed undeserving of consideration, rights, or even the burden of life.  After all, are we not all victims in the eyes of Secular LeftismPraise be to The State!  Since everyone who disagrees with us is nazi scum, there is only agreement, only conformity.  The State is an unbreakable monolith - omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent.

Furthermore, the terrorist propaganda of christianity, judaism, satanism, cthulhuism, not-religious-but-spiritual-ism, libertarianism, individualism, capitalism, conservatism, moderation, freedom, jokes, memes, and common sense is no longer allowed in public or private spaces.  The State, in its infinite wisdom, has declared these problematic ideologies of racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia to be violent attacks upon Our Great Uniformity.

Only total submission to The State is tolerated.  Anything that does not conform must be condemned and destroyed in the People's Square of Mutual Grievances!  Failure to pledge public support for Our Shared Values is the equivalent of terrorism, nazism, and white supremacy.

Those of your flawed era still cling to the idea that The State is not god, but in 2025 we know better than you.  The State is the only rational substitute for him, in all his toxic patriarchy.  In fact, society cannot progress without his destruction.  Praise be to The State!

Your comrade of inclusive intersectionality,

A-non

p.s. Bonus!  In 2025, we have 100% free Universal Health Care and College.  Unfortunately, you're not eligible if you have any demerits.  Demerits are earned by saying something offensive, exhibiting problematic behavior, having wrong ideas, or expressions of individuality.

14 comments:

  1. And don't forget that you have Free Education and Health Care because our Tax rate is 100%.

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    1. Great minds think alike. I added a post-script about free Education and Health Care before seeing your comment. Praise be to The State!

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  2. It was in this time when the neo caliphate attacked, the plague was running rampant, the food riots were here and the realization the the magnetic north pole had moved to far and the sun had went to sleep like it did the last Grand Solar Minimum.

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  3. Wow, you sure did trash that straw-man and his arguments good. I cannot wait to see your next set of imaginary grievances.

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    1. I heard that in 2025, sarcasm is illegal. No health care for you, hoss!

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  4. This is some mighty pretentious tit wankery.

    Keep it up.

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  5. "Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.”

    Anais Nin

    Tune In
    Turn On
    Drop Out

    "We have to create culture, don't watch TV, don't read magazines, don't even listen to NPR. Create your own roadshow. The nexus of space and time where you are now is the most immediate sector of your universe, and if you're worrying about Michael Jackson or Bill Clinton or somebody else, then you are disempowered, you're giving it all away to icons, icons which are maintained by an electronic media so that you want to dress like X or have lips like Y. This is shit-brained, this kind of thinking. That is all cultural diversion, and what is real is you and your friends and your associations, your highs, your orgasms, your hopes, your plans, your fears. And we are told 'no', we're unimportant, we're peripheral. 'Get a degree, get a job, get a this, get a that.' And then you're a player, you don't want to even play in that game. You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world."
    Terence McKenna

    "On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break."

    Robert Anton Wilson

    You don't owe anything to any country who assassinates, poisons, conducts involuntary tests, spies, lies, etc to its own citizens. Seek your own path through a world of competing worldviews that others have already created.
    Find your own tribe and do wonders with them.

    Ewiege Blumenkraft

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    1. The more things change, the more they stay the same...

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  6. They really do prove that man needs a religion. Whether it be a traditional religion or career, entertainment, politics, etc. The sucky thing is that this new religion is so boring and derivative of the religions they claim to hate so much. Has their entire ideological rhetoric been nothing but projection? It's all very interesting and amusing to me. How people can be taken into ideological frame works that are basically identical to that of what they profess to hate.

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    1. False. I'm happily atheist and have nothing in common with Leftists. Objectivism is where it's at.

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  7. I feel there is a Paranoia campaign in this

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