Tuesday, November 21, 2017
I've said it a dozen times already, but will say it again to those awesome folks who backed the Gamma Turquoise: Santa Fe Starport Kickstarter - Thank you!!!
So, what's it all about? Earth barely survived nuclear bombardment decades ago. The southwest is one of the few areas that wasn't totally decimated, but it's still a weird and dangerous place. There's trouble at the Santa Fe Starport... and this trouble is a many-headed beast!
Well, the scenario with a side-order of campaign setting turned out much longer and even more gorgeous than I originally intended. +MonkeyBlood Design (Glynn Seal) had everything to do with the latter. Regarding the former, so much went into this fucker that I'm 111 shades of exhausted. Wanted to get it out there before my birthday on November 25th. So, now I can rest for a few days before starting new stuff.
The PDF is right over here.
Enjoy and have a turquoise turkey day from all of us at Kort'thalis Publishing,
Thursday, November 16, 2017
FYI, this is a personal rant, as well as, an open letter to Leeann Tweeden and Al Franken.
While I think it's productive, even healing, to get all the sexual misconduct allegations out into the internet aether, there comes a point where "me too" degenerates into "might as well pile on because... not trending."
That low point sadly came today when Leeann Tweeden alleged that Senator Al Franken forcibly kissed her and groped her breasts. The following are random thoughts I had about this news story...
- Tweeden mentioned that seeing the picture of her and Franken (just after it was taken, presumably) brought up new feelings of shame. I wonder how she feels now that potentially millions of new people (like myself) are seeing it for the first time?
- You can clearly see space between Franken's hands and her breasts. He's obviously pretending to touch her boobs - and the face he's making, looking back at the person taking the photo - is the obvious giveaway. Plus, actually groping her would have woken her up. And she admitted to not realizing what had happened until she saw the photo after the fact.
- A colleague kissing you (or attempting to kiss you) is not assault, and I'm not even sure it falls into misconduct territory. The way she describes it, "forcing his tongue in my mouth" makes it seem scandalously sinister... as opposed to letting his tongue just lie there and waiting for the grace of Dread Cthulhu to move it around for him? Human beings take action. We do things. Force is exerted so we can walk and talk. That's how the universe works.
- If you don't like something, say so at the time. I realize that people freeze up, get confused, or don't know how to react in the moment. Then make your thoughts known the next day or the day after that. Waiting 11 years to publicly denounce a fellow entertainer for hitting on you and taking a humorous photo is petty, attention whore, butt hurt, weak sauce. Yes, it's at your expense - you're a human who fell asleep not in your bed and someone took a picture that playfully ridiculed you - get over it. No one is above being made fun of.
- Obviously, our fellow human beings should be treated with respect. Yet, everyone has to acknowledge that those same human beings are also potential sex partners. We all have naked bodies, genitals, boobs, butts, etc. underneath our work attire. I guarantee you that if men suddenly regarded the women around them as purely non-sexual beings, women would complain even more than they do now (if that's even possible). Not to mention that the human race would eventually die out from lack of boning.
- Leeann, your non-story actually detracts from the real stories of men and women who are coming forward with serious allegations. What's next? Some guy on the other side of the TV leered at your breasts while you were hosting Poker After Dark? Yes, that was me. And millions of other men. But today... today, I don't want to see your beasts in a revealing outfit. Today, I don't want to even think about your breasts. Today, I don't want to imagine Al Franken almost doing something that I've thought about doing a thousand times in my 42 years on this planet (squeeze your breasts). Today, I just want to finish writing this stupid blog post and forget about the day that sexual misconduct jumped the shark.
- I remember two or three weeks of muted outrage just before the 2016 Presidential election with women coming out alleging sexual misconduct by Donald Trump, but WHERE THE FUCK WAS ALL THIS OUTRAGE BACK WHEN WE REALLY FUCKING NEEDED IT?!? Because every day that Trump is still in office, America is only half the country it should be.
- Satirical versions of both Leeann Tweeden and Al Franken will appear in my upcoming location-based, post-apocalyptic RPG adventure Gamma Turquoise: Santa Fe Starport (available sometime next week). Besides blogging, writing social commentary science-fiction is a way for me to work through all the bullshit and injustice in this world.
Thanks for listening. If you'd like to add to the discussion, please feel free to do so here.
p.s. Just a few seconds ago, I read that Leeann Tweeden is a Republican who once said in the men's magazine FHM that she wants to make Democrats pay. Hmm...
Thursday, November 9, 2017
I sought out the Frog God Games booth in the dealer's room so I could catch up with the legendary dwarven barkeep and blogger +Erik Tenkar. He generously gave me the new Swords & Wizardry Light folder containing lots of goodies. We caught up on some of the latest OSR gossip and drama, his lovely wife snapped a photo, and then I was off to explore the rest of that cavernous chamber...
While purchasing the 2nd edition of Astonishing Swordsmen & Sorcerers of Hyperborea, I chatted with +Jeff Talanian, as I often do at Gary Con. Browsing the new rulebook literally took me 10 minutes of turning pages, several pages at a time. It's that fucking big! $60 seemed a fair price.
Got some new dice (not that I needed any) because I'm a helpless dice addict just like many gamers. Hey, it's an affliction with benefits - I get to roll the plastic bones while pretending I'm a fairy princess sorceress (violet-pink kind of a mist within clear dice), a loathsome Cthulhu cultist biding my time until the Great Old Ones return (who's pretending?) on account of them being several awesome shades of green, and a member of Team America: America... Fuck yeah! Three sets for $25.
Probably the best deal was the $20 Broodmother Skyfortress which I've been meaning to get for ages. Will let you know what I think after I dive in, +Jeff Rients. If you're coming to Gary Con in March, maybe you could sign it for me?
So, the Alpha Blue game!
Instead of scrambling for players like my 1st session (read about that near-epic fail here), I had a full table of 6 players. A few knew of me and my RPG stuff, a few did not.
It was a satisfying adventure; although, 6 players is a lot when it comes to the non-combat pillar of roleplaying, namely interaction and exploration. Everyone started out at a familiar club on the Alpha Blue space station brothel, being regaled by their mentor Spock-bacca. Each PC got a little bit of "screen time" until the hook and then everyone journeyed to the desert planet of P'oon in order to meet their contact, Obi Wan'k, who told them about a shipment of blue crystal located at the local starport.
There are so many details and highlights that I don't know where to begin - my favorite might be the player who was laughing so hard while describing his pimp negotiating a drug deal just before blowing them up with a thermal detonator that he felt the need to apologize to everyone.
This is a random table I came up with for just that situation (which also came up earlier in the Crimson Dragon Slayer scenario earlier in the day).
I find that con games include at least one GM. I'm talking about gamers who GM most of the time in their home games. This Alpha Blue session was no exception. He was outspoken, proactive, playful, and respectful of the other players' "screen time," character motivations, agency, etc. Since he GMs his own games, he knows what I know. For those who don't regularly GM, I recommend Play Your Character Like A Fucking Boss.
I'm looking forward to next year. Those I didn't get a chance to chat with, I'll be at Gary Con X this March!
p.s. Looking for part I? Here it is.
Monday, November 6, 2017
I had one day for this year's Game Hole Con because my wife's parents only had so much time to donate for childcare, and I have a thousand kids.
Signed up to run two games. The first was Crimson Dragon Slayer exploring The Islands of Purple-Haunted Putrescence. The second was Alpha Blue.
Due to lack of players - a Game Hole Con email earlier in the week assured GMs that even if their games weren't full, convention goers will fill in the gaps with same-day registration and such. Unfortunately, that was not the case for me...
Despite the great location I was given and full tables for my games at all but the very 1st year of Game Hole, I had only one player. Before I forget, nice job on the curtained sections in Hall A, they did a lot regarding noise reduction!
So, +Tim Virnig and I hustled for a solid 20 minutes. We separately went out and looked for gamers without anything to do. I must have approached 30 or so people asking, "Hey, looking for a game?" I got a half-dozen positive responses ranging from "Maybe" to "Yeah, I'll swing by after I'm done with ______."
10 minutes later, it was the three of us. 5 minutes after that, a friend of Tim's sat down to play, as well. And then 10 minute from that point, another guy I regularly game with dropped by the table to see how we were doing. Since he and his friend were between games, they stayed to play until their next event.
So, narrowly avoiding that epic fail, we had a good time with the purple islands. I asked each player if they wanted to create a character that was more fantasy or scifi since this was equal parts of both. I believe there was a single fantasy option. The Alpha Blue characters (such as the aliens) were a lot more colorful than the reptilian warrior.
Thus concludes part I. Here is part II with more pictures!
p.s. Before the con started, I was inspired to create this little beauty!
Friday, November 3, 2017
I just received and approved the "proof" copy of Blood Dark Thirst. Not only is it softcover (which I've offered on most of my titles), but the interior is color. Review of the PDF!!!
The thing is gorgeous, and now I'm kicking myself for not taking pictures when I had the chance this morning. But to be fair, I was in a rush - these days I'm always in a rush what with a 6-year old, 4-year old, 2-year old, and twins who are almost a year old. Plus, we're trying to build a house... yeah, the list goes on. [See pics I just added below]
Anyways, CreateSpace discontinued their direct selling options - so this baby is available here from Amazon.com only. However, I'm going to be ordering a lot of these very soon in anticipation of Gary Con in March. So, there's an opportunity to get what I call the "gaming group bundles" so everyone can have the character creation info, rules, and whatnot in front of them while they play.
Small Gaming Group - you get 3 books, all signed with PDFs included* @ $40 (includes domestic, contiguous USA, media mail shipping)
Large Gaming Group - you get 7 books, all signed with PDFs included* @ $80 (includes domestic, contiguous USA, media mail shipping)
* If you've already purchased the PDF, you may choose a single (that means just one) non-Blood Dark Thirst PDF as a replacement
Payment via paypal. Offer good until November 10th (I'll be ordering books on the 11th). Delivery by Christmas. Email me to get the ball rolling: Venger.Satanis@yahoo.com
p.s. I'll be at Game Hole Con all day tomorrow (Saturday 11/4/17). Will have my proof copy of Blood Dark Thirst with me if you want to check it out in person. You will drool over it - but don't drool blood... appropriate, but gross.